Me: "Hi there! 2+2=4."
World: "Hello. Are you sure?"
Me: "Yes, positive. I've run tests."
World: "Hrm... interesting. You know, I'd really rather 2+2=5."
Me: "Yeah, I know. But, I'm sorry, it doesn't."
World: "You see, if 2+2=5, then I could really get a lot more out of my 2's."
Me: "I see where you're coming from, but 2+2=4, I'm afraid."
World: "Well, can't you just do whatever you did to make 2+2=4, except make the 4 into a 5?"
Me: "I didn't make it this way. 2+2=4, that's simply the way it is."
World: "Okay... I'm a flexible person. How about we say that 2+2=4.5 and call it a day?"
Me: "What? No. That's not how it works."
World: "Oh, first you say you didn't make it that way, now you're telling me how it works? Get your story straight. 2+2=4.25, then. How's that?"
Me: "Absolutely not. 2+2=4, and that's just the way it has to be."
World: "I don't understand why you're being so unreasonable. What is with this compulsive need to be right all the time?"
Me: "I am bored of your stupidity."
World: "You're an asshole."
